Two lemurs walked into a bar......the third one ducked. So I guess
I only have 2 dead lemurs to beat today.....here we go
Beating dead lemur 1:
Home, home on the range
Where the dead lemurs and the antelope play
Where seldom is heard a dead lemurish word
And the dead lemurs smell horrific all day.
Beating dead lemur 2:
Who let the lemurs out? (woof, woof, woof)
Tammy
ADG #1
Bored silly
P.S. Sarah, ADG #3, came up with a fabulous alternate answer to my
favorite dead lemur joke:
Q: How many dead lemurs does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One. You use the dead lemur like a pot holder so you don't burn
your hand.
and speaking of dead lemurs
6 messages in this thread |
Started on 2004-05-12
and speaking of dead lemurs
From: Tammy, Cat, and Sarah (ADGLBNA@aol.com) |
Date: 2004-05-12 21:37:41 UTC
Re: [LbNA] and speaking of dead lemurs
From: (cherieph@aol.com) |
Date: 2004-05-12 17:57:32 UTC-04:00
I thought your joke very amusing!
BookWorm
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BookWorm
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Re: [LbNA] and speaking of dead lemurs
From: Team Rayvenhaus (rayvenhaus@myndworx.com) |
Date: 2004-05-12 15:09:04 UTC-07:00
Tammy, Tammy, Tammy........
How many times do you have to be asked the same thing? Every time
you step in here and abuse your dead lemur (read: beat ) you risk
the wrath of the Anti-Dead Lemur Crowd? (tm in certain areas)
Your dead lemurish words will only cause them to force you to
read Pro-Lemurish Books and Pamphlets (tm in other areas) in a
vain attempt to convince you that the only good lemur, is in fact,
not a dead one.
I for one though, revel in the Horrific Smells (tm nowhere at all)
that you spread across this cyberscape each and every time you
beat your dead lemur and, as far as the claims and accusations of
abuse go, I can only say this: (with a straight face none the less)
"Spare the rod and spoil the dead lemur!" (Even more spoiled that
it may, in fact, already be, judging from the previously mentioned
horrific smells emanating from it.
However, I am at a loss to understand the reference to a 'range'
unless you're talking Beaten to a Pulp, Dead Lemur Stew,
(tm in Tennessee and other roadkill states) and, if you are,
count me in!!!!
Steve of Team Rayvenhaus who's just realized that he going to be
accused of killing a few innocent kittens (are any kittens really
innocent?) and promises a full investigation into the incident!
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How many times do you have to be asked the same thing? Every time
you step in here and abuse your dead lemur (read: beat ) you risk
the wrath of the Anti-Dead Lemur Crowd? (tm in certain areas)
Your dead lemurish words will only cause them to force you to
read Pro-Lemurish Books and Pamphlets (tm in other areas) in a
vain attempt to convince you that the only good lemur, is in fact,
not a dead one.
I for one though, revel in the Horrific Smells (tm nowhere at all)
that you spread across this cyberscape each and every time you
beat your dead lemur and, as far as the claims and accusations of
abuse go, I can only say this: (with a straight face none the less)
"Spare the rod and spoil the dead lemur!" (Even more spoiled that
it may, in fact, already be, judging from the previously mentioned
horrific smells emanating from it.
However, I am at a loss to understand the reference to a 'range'
unless you're talking Beaten to a Pulp, Dead Lemur Stew,
(tm in Tennessee and other roadkill states) and, if you are,
count me in!!!!
Steve of Team Rayvenhaus who's just realized that he going to be
accused of killing a few innocent kittens (are any kittens really
innocent?) and promises a full investigation into the incident!
----------------------------------------------------------------
The World of Letterboxing Community
http://www.lbworld.org - Carpe Arcanum Arco
"A world of difference awaits you."
----------------------------------------------------------------
Re: [LbNA] and speaking of dead lemurs
From: Tammy, Cat, and Sarah (ADGLBNA@aol.com) |
Date: 2004-05-13 02:44:35 UTC
Screw the lemurs! I wanna talk about La Toya!
TRAVESTY!
Tammy
ADG #1
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "Team Rayvenhaus"
wrote:
> Tammy, Tammy, Tammy........
>
> How many times do you have to be asked the same thing? Every time
> you step in here and abuse your dead lemur (read: beat ) you risk
> the wrath of the Anti-Dead Lemur Crowd? (tm in certain areas)
>
> Your dead lemurish words will only cause them to force you to
> read Pro-Lemurish Books and Pamphlets (tm in other areas) in a
> vain attempt to convince you that the only good lemur, is in fact,
> not a dead one.
>
> I for one though, revel in the Horrific Smells (tm nowhere at all)
> that you spread across this cyberscape each and every time you
> beat your dead lemur and, as far as the claims and accusations of
> abuse go, I can only say this: (with a straight face none the
less)
> "Spare the rod and spoil the dead lemur!" (Even more spoiled that
> it may, in fact, already be, judging from the previously mentioned
> horrific smells emanating from it.
>
> However, I am at a loss to understand the reference to a 'range'
> unless you're talking Beaten to a Pulp, Dead Lemur Stew,
> (tm in Tennessee and other roadkill states) and, if you are,
> count me in!!!!
>
> Steve of Team Rayvenhaus who's just realized that he going to be
> accused of killing a few innocent kittens (are any kittens really
> innocent?) and promises a full investigation into the incident!
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
> The World of Letterboxing Community
> http://www.lbworld.org - Carpe Arcanum Arco
> "A world of difference awaits you."
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
TRAVESTY!
Tammy
ADG #1
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "Team Rayvenhaus"
> Tammy, Tammy, Tammy........
>
> How many times do you have to be asked the same thing? Every time
> you step in here and abuse your dead lemur (read: beat ) you risk
> the wrath of the Anti-Dead Lemur Crowd? (tm in certain areas)
>
> Your dead lemurish words will only cause them to force you to
> read Pro-Lemurish Books and Pamphlets (tm in other areas) in a
> vain attempt to convince you that the only good lemur, is in fact,
> not a dead one.
>
> I for one though, revel in the Horrific Smells (tm nowhere at all)
> that you spread across this cyberscape each and every time you
> beat your dead lemur and, as far as the claims and accusations of
> abuse go, I can only say this: (with a straight face none the
less)
> "Spare the rod and spoil the dead lemur!" (Even more spoiled that
> it may, in fact, already be, judging from the previously mentioned
> horrific smells emanating from it.
>
> However, I am at a loss to understand the reference to a 'range'
> unless you're talking Beaten to a Pulp, Dead Lemur Stew,
> (tm in Tennessee and other roadkill states) and, if you are,
> count me in!!!!
>
> Steve of Team Rayvenhaus who's just realized that he going to be
> accused of killing a few innocent kittens (are any kittens really
> innocent?) and promises a full investigation into the incident!
>
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
> The World of Letterboxing Community
> http://www.lbworld.org - Carpe Arcanum Arco
> "A world of difference awaits you."
> ----------------------------------------------------------------
Re: [LbNA] and speaking of dead lemurs
From: Rayvenhaus (rayvenhaus@myndworx.com) |
Date: 2004-05-12 19:51:53 UTC-07:00
And just what does a Toyota have to do with letterboxing? Other than
getting you to the starting point, no?
Steve
;-)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tammy, Cat, and Sarah"
To:
Sent: Wednesday, May 12, 2004 7:44 PM
Subject: Re: [LbNA] and speaking of dead lemurs
> Screw the lemurs! I wanna talk about La Toya!
>
> TRAVESTY!
>
> Tammy
> ADG #1
getting you to the starting point, no?
Steve
;-)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Tammy, Cat, and Sarah"
To:
Sent: Wednesday, May 12, 2004 7:44 PM
Subject: Re: [LbNA] and speaking of dead lemurs
> Screw the lemurs! I wanna talk about La Toya!
>
> TRAVESTY!
>
> Tammy
> ADG #1
Re: and speaking of dead lemurs
From: Lisa (limurme@yahoo.com) |
Date: 2004-05-13 11:32:05 UTC
Hey!
I personally take offense to these dead lemur jokes!
-Limur
PS Just kidding ;)
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "Tammy, Cat, and Sarah" <
ADGLBNA@a...> wrote:
> Two lemurs walked into a bar......the third one ducked. So I guess
> I only have 2 dead lemurs to beat today.....here we go
>
> Beating dead lemur 1:
>
> Home, home on the range
> Where the dead lemurs and the antelope play
> Where seldom is heard a dead lemurish word
> And the dead lemurs smell horrific all day.
>
> Beating dead lemur 2:
>
> Who let the lemurs out? (woof, woof, woof)
>
> Tammy
> ADG #1
> Bored silly
>
> P.S. Sarah, ADG #3, came up with a fabulous alternate answer to my
> favorite dead lemur joke:
>
> Q: How many dead lemurs does it take to change a light bulb?
> A: One. You use the dead lemur like a pot holder so you don't burn
> your hand.